So the last pigskin you picked up was a bag of pork rinds and Sunday means mimosas, not a Manning brother is on the field.

Good for you I found a Gay Man’s Guide to the Super Bowl with a few choice words you can throw around on Sunday plus here’s a lineup of what Austin’s gay spots have planned for the big game.

WHO WHEN WHERE

This is Super Bowl 44 (that’s what the XLIV stands for)

The New Orleans Saints play the Indianapolis Colts in Miami at 5:25 CST on CBS.

TALKING POINTS

Try these on your brother-in-law, that hot str8 guy you’re gonna try to take home after his 8th beer or those cap-wearing queens who make you feel like a sissy.

1. Quarterbacks Peyton Manning (Colts) and Drew Brees (Saints) are considered to be equally matched but Manning is the NFL’s current MVP and will have alot to prove since he was only ranked at 26 during the regular season. Think of them like Britney and Christina Aguilera; both are great entertainers but Brit’s been fucking up the last year and has more to prove now.
2. Both teams have great catchers but the Colts can go deeper so as in life, the man who can go deeper has the edge.
3. On Defense, The Saints are known for turnovers (mistakes that give the ball to the other team, like a fumble) so if they make any in the first half they could be doomed. Like your date that picked his nose on the way to the restaurant, unless he pulls out a platinum card with your name on it by the end of the night, chances are he isn’t going to score.

Read more on the gay man’s guide to the Super Bowl from sportsfags.com

SUPER GAY PARTY PLACES

You know what to say, now you can decide on a place to drink!

Rusty Spurs -405 e. 7th street Austin Tx 78701

The place for the big game with the biggest screen in town 25 feet of Super Bowl excitement “It’s like being on the field” along with 4x 52″ screens, 2x 37” screens and our 8 foot screen in our lounge.
We’ll be having a:
$6.00 dollars tailgate buffet
$1.00 draft or $5 buys a cup and 25 cent drafts all night
Touchdown Shot specials
Drink specials and of course Jello Shot!!!
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Oilcan Harry’s -211 West 4th Street

Oilcan Harry’s will be opening our new “Gay Sports Bar” on the sidebar of OCH on Superbowl Sunday! Please join us and let us know what you would like to see us do, or have for “Score @ OCH”

Rain on 4th -211 West 4th Street

BBQ, Malebox, and 80’s Night w/ DJ Dallas

Charlie’s -1301 Lavaca Street

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